Thursday 29 May 2014

Dialogue Between two Thieves.

The dialogue:

Fred: Hey man we gonna go to your brothers house tonight tonight?
Bob: Yeah, how though?
Fred: A car?
Bob: Yeah good idea! What type though?
Fred: I dunno, something without a immobiliser definitely.
Bob: Yeah, and something pretty old aye.
Fred: Yeah lets go look.
Bob: Oh snap look at that porsche!
Fred: Don't be stupid. Unless you want in the cells again, you need to stop fantasising and get an older car then a flash as porsche.
Bob: Yea, true.
Fred: Look here, it's a Subaru Forester.
Bob: Nice, not the best security in this car.
Fred: Yeah, lets get it!
Bob: Okay, I'll open the door. You hot wire it.
Fred: Yep good, hurry up before someone sees us.
Bob: Hold on!
Fred: I here footsteps!
Bob: Done, get in the car and hot wire it!
Fred: On it.
Bob: Come on come on come on!
Fred: Done, lets roll.
Bob: Hold on a minute. Where the heck are we going?
Fred: umm...
Bob: Wow your really stupid aye.
Fred: Wait, what about we go up to auckland to your brothers house. We'll dump the car by your brothers house.
Bob: Yeah good idea, that was the plan in the first place wasn't it?
Fred: Oh yeah. Lets go!

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