NZ Political Party.

The civilian party policies.

• Declare New Zealand’s independence from Hamilton. 
• Establish a space program, and become the first nation in Australasia to send a man to the moon; not to explore it, just someone we don’t like.
• Reform the tax system so that it rewards success and punishes failure. Ensure that the bulk of taxes are aimed at the greatest source of poverty in New Zealand: the poor.
• Remove the monarchy and become an independent banana republic.
• Close the pay gap between men and women by working to reduce men’s wages.
• Alleviate poverty amongst children by giving every poverty-stricken child a llama as a means to a basic income.
• End discrimination against social majorities. No more special services just for Maori; no more car parks just for disabled people; no more hip operations just for people who need hip operations.
• Bring ultra-fast broadband access to the majority of rural New Zealand by 2016 and dial-up to Invercargill by 2017.
• Replace New Zealand’s national anthem with the theme song from the 1996 film Space Jam, by Quad City DJs. A Maori version of Space Jam shall be composed to be sung alongside the English version.
• Ice cream.

8 things you have to have to create a political party in New Zealand. 

An acceptable party name (and any abbreviation).

Satisfactory evidence of at least 500 eligible members.

Statutory declarations from its party secretary concerning membership, intention to contest general elections and advising of any component parties.

Party membership rules showing what is required for current financial membership, and candidate selection rules which provide for the democratic involvement of members in the process.

An auditor (or person who has agreed to be auditor when the party is registered).

A party secretary with a postal address and contact details.

Either the secretary, or a sitting MP who is a current financial member of the party, to make the application.

$500 application fee.

My Party

Name: Freedom Fighters.

Health policy:

All people under 15 get free GP visits.

All people under 18 get free dental visits.

Education policy:

Students learn what is important in life not random math.

Defence policy:

Police can only taze people after being assaulted in some way NOT threatened.

Business policy:

Business get paid more from the government to give it to deserving employees.

Elderly Policy:

Retirement home are cheaper so they can still by food and give money down to their children.

Environment policy:


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